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Sunday, August 28th, 2005
8:28 pm	These are just a bunch of tracks that I like, mean something to me, or one's I just feel would go in a movie ever made about me. Please. Some one! ( If you download any, tell me which one's if you could. ) (Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Saturday, July 9th, 2005
9:56 pm	( Read more... ) (1 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
6:58 pm	( Read more... ) (3 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Sunday, June 26th, 2005
6:06 pm	(Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Thursday, May 19th, 2005
4:49 pm	If you even attempted to understand my last entry, I pity you, and I say to you: Get a hobby. Unless that hobby is trying to understand pointless entries on LiveJournal... in which case you should shoot yourself. But here is something else for you people to think about... Because the millipede's 46th left foot is trapped in a lightbulb socket, does that mean the 666th needle on a porcupine is luminous purple? As per usual, nothing happened today, or at least nothing I can remember or can be arsed to type out. I did how ever get approached by some rudies on bikes on the way home. Again, the same un-original lines were used, I made another comment on this. Stupid. It all ended up in me shoving one into a bush of nettles and running ^_^ Current Mood: mischievous Current Music: System Of A Down - The Ballad Of Kurt Cobain (2 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Wednesday, May 18th, 2005
8:13 pm	Spaaaaaazzit If you take a small amount of black skin, stick it onto a little ball, then smother it in vaseline, you will end up with Mr Pinder. Also, if you were to take 10 tubs of vasiline and sculpt it all into the shape of a girl, you would end up with Chingy. If you were to take a pound of annoying you would get Chigozie. What I am trying to say here is that although an elephant may have gelatine on its feet, it does not give anyone the right to castrate the flamingo Croodles Dears. Current Mood: hmmm Current Music: System Of A Down - Chop Suey (2 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Tuesday, May 17th, 2005
7:08 pm	01. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me. 02. Run a google image search on that word. 03. Reply to this entry & post that picture. 04. Put this in your journal, so I can do the same. (3 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
7:00 pm	A helpful tip for all: Twiglets are an effective weapon against chavs (1 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
6:11 pm	*thud* I have yet to recieve an apology from the wanker who supplied the semen to make me. He gave me a long lecture yesterday on how it was MY fault that I had abuse thrown at me, and that I owe him an apology for my actions. He also told me I was a selfish and arrogant arsewipe. That pissed me off. I may have to kill him, with some form of lightbulb... Either way it ended with us getting into a fight, in which blows were exchanged, mine were harder ^_^ I still haven't eaten properly since Thursday, well except for lunch, and the amount of grease thats in that crap could be used to make 100 Chingy's Current Music: Iron Maiden - Two Minutes To Midnight (3 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Sunday, May 15th, 2005
4:51 pm	You Are 14 Years Old 14 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act? (1 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Thursday, May 12th, 2005
9:13 pm	I have gone 26 hours without seeing any of my family, and with nothing to eat but shortbread and rice-cakes, I'M DYING!!! (2 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Sunday, May 8th, 2005
4:33 pm	I don't seem to do anything apart from webcam with Lily, try and make conversation with Luci (we end up talking about something obscene anyway) and listening to lots or loud music. Main reason I'm writing this is so Luci can be a comment whore, which we all know she enjoys being. Events from Saturday night/Sunday morning are coming back... one person knows what I'm talking about... HAPPY ^________________________________________________________________________________________________________^ Thats one big ass grin Current Mood: blah Current Music: Foo Fighters - Times Like These (4 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Monday, May 2nd, 2005
10:52 pm	Alright, ok, cool... Today was pretty fun, despite the early start *thankyou very much Charlotte*. Me, Joe, Lily, Luci and Charlotte all went to Wimbledon today, Luci needed to buy a present for her Mami, and some underwear for herself, as did Lily, so me and Joe didn't complain! After doing some extremely over heated shopping we all went back to my house (oh the fun)which we soon became tired of and me, Luci and Lily all went to Luci's house, cos Joe and Charlotte fucked off home, or so they say... Overall the day was great, and ended very, very well, and only one person know's what I mean there... Current Mood: cheerful Current Music: BABY... SCREAMING!!! (7 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Saturday, April 30th, 2005
12:23 pm	Thank you Lily, Joe, Vinay and Luc, you did great (6 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Saturday, April 16th, 2005
6:18 pm	Sam Edward Clements's Aliases Your movie star name: Nuttella Pungy Your fashion designer name is Sam Rome Your socialite name is Smudge L.A Your fly girl / guy name is S Cle Your detective name is Porcupine Graveney Your barfly name is Weed Jello Shots Your soap opera name is Edward Louisville Your rock star name is Galaxy My Right Hand Your star wars name is Samwin Clelil Your punk rock band name is The Stoned Fuzz The Amazing Meganame Generator Current Mood: Stoned Current Music: Foo Fighters - Lonely as you (1 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Friday, April 15th, 2005
9:32 pm	You scored as Hardcore. Hardcore. </td> Hardcore 92% Punk and Pop Punk. 92% Indie 79% Classic Rock. 75% Indie Rock 67% Britpop 58% Emo & More 42% Industrial 33% Mainstream 21% Ska 17% Hip Hop and Rap 8% Country 0% Music Recommendation created with QuizFarm.com Current Music: Nirvana - Lounge Act (Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
4:56 pm	You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism. </td> Satanism 83% atheism 67% agnosticism 42% Islam 33% Paganism 25% Buddhism 17% Judaism 17% Christianity 0% Hinduism 0% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com (1 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Thursday, April 7th, 2005
7:26 pm	I have done nothing significant over the holiday, and I have realised how much I don't do for any one else. Oh well, sister's baby is due tomorrow, it's gonna be late if it's anything like it's mother. I have muchos homework set by the pixie-dwarf hybrid, which i might not do, but probably will. I have spent today trying to bait my dogs, only to have them leap for me... admittedly i had a dog biscuit in my pocket. My mother decided to add some culture into my room and buy me a Mona Lisa print, which I have drawn all over with boobie, un-natural facial hair and other things. That is how much time I have on my hands. Well I am going to go now and... well nothing, Toodles! Current Mood: blank Current Music: Foo Fighters - Come Back (3 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Tuesday, April 5th, 2005
3:08 pm	Fuck I am in PAIN. I was wrestling a ping pong ball of my dog, who then proceeds to head butt me in the groin and hand, so now I cannot have children, or play guitar, I may as well just die, not now, but soon. I have spent my rather pitiful excuse of a holiday watching Pulp Fiction over and over, and ordering CD's from Amazon, with money I don't have. So much pain, so very much of it. I leave you now to whine in pain to myself and attempt to learn Sunshine of your love whilst drawing at the same time. Current Mood: PAIN Current Music: Bottle Rocket - Good Morning Jack (6 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)
Wednesday, March 30th, 2005
5:35 pm	Never... ever... ever... go to Cornwall, it is the Retirement for fucking Europe, the rest of the world have Florida... It was a four hour car trip, in my stupidly shit car, with two ill parents, two anoying brothers, two hyper active dogs, and a complaining pregnant sister (who is due for next Friday). The whole car journey accumulated in a four day stay in a Cottage with four rooms... it may have destroyed my brain. Since coming back I have succeeded in moving every clock in the house forward an hour, and breaking a skin on my drums... which are about 46 hours old. >_< Lily got a hair cut, which is actually very pretteh, when she said she was going to cut it short, I was slightly concerned, but it all turned out good. It made me think about cutting my hair, so I slapped myself, hard. My new mission is now to buy a Digital Camera, NOW!!! Oh yeh, and world domination, but that comes a close second. So if anyone wishes to donate to my fund of Camera, feel free. Toodeloo! Current Mood: *No Response* (4 Those who dared... | Say 'what' again. Go on, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!)