SamLand

Sun, 28 Aug 2005 19:28:48 GMT

These are just a bunch of tracks that I like, mean something to me, or one's I just feel would go in a movie ever made about me. Please. Some one!

http://s31.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=10B3W8RH6O5OH1VXYDXKP86N7F

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 20:57:14 GMT

Helooooooo

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 17:59:13 GMT

Shit fuck cunt

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 17:06:25 GMT

Thu, 19 May 2005 15:49:34 GMT

If you even attempted to understand my last entry, I pity you, and I say to you: Get a hobby. Unless that hobby is trying to understand pointless entries on LiveJournal... in which case you should shoot yourself.
But here is something else for you people to think about...
Because the millipede's 46th left foot is trapped in a lightbulb socket, does that mean the 666th needle on a porcupine is luminous purple?
As per usual, nothing happened today, or at least nothing I can remember or can be arsed to type out. I did how ever get approached by some rudies on bikes on the way home. Again, the same un-original lines were used, I made another comment on this. Stupid. It all ended up in me shoving one into a bush of nettles and running ^_^

Spaaaaaazzit

Wed, 18 May 2005 19:13:05 GMT

If you take a small amount of black skin, stick it onto a little ball, then smother it in vaseline, you will end up with Mr Pinder. Also, if you were to take 10 tubs of vasiline and sculpt it all into the shape of a girl, you would end up with Chingy. If you were to take a pound of annoying you would get Chigozie. What I am trying to say here is that although an elephant may have gelatine on its feet, it does not give anyone the right to castrate the flamingo
Croodles Dears.

Tue, 17 May 2005 18:08:47 GMT

01. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.
02. Run a google image search on that word.
03. Reply to this entry & post that picture.
04. Put this in your journal, so I can do the same.

Tue, 17 May 2005 18:00:26 GMT

A helpful tip for all: Twiglets are an effective weapon against chavs

thud

Tue, 17 May 2005 17:11:15 GMT

I have yet to recieve an apology from the wanker who supplied the semen to make me. He gave me a long lecture yesterday on how it was MY fault that I had abuse thrown at me, and that I owe him an apology for my actions. He also told me I was a selfish and arrogant arsewipe. That pissed me off.
I may have to kill him, with some form of lightbulb...
Either way it ended with us getting into a fight, in which blows were exchanged, mine were harder ^_^
I still haven't eaten properly since Thursday, well except for lunch, and the amount of grease thats in that crap could be used to make 100 Chingy's

Sun, 15 May 2005 15:51:48 GMT

You Are 14 Years Old

14

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Thu, 12 May 2005 20:13:03 GMT

I have gone 26 hours without seeing any of my family, and with nothing to eat but shortbread and rice-cakes, I'M DYING!!!

Sun, 08 May 2005 15:37:03 GMT

I don't seem to do anything apart from webcam with Lily, try and make conversation with Luci (we end up talking about something obscene anyway) and listening to lots or loud music. Main reason I'm writing this is so Luci can be a comment whore, which we all know she enjoys being. Events from Saturday night/Sunday morning are coming back... one person knows what I'm talking about... HAPPY ^________________________________________________________________________________________________________^
Thats one big ass grin

Mon, 02 May 2005 21:52:44 GMT

Alright, ok, cool... Today was pretty fun, despite the early start *thankyou very much Charlotte*. Me, Joe, Lily, Luci and Charlotte all went to Wimbledon today, Luci needed to buy a present for her Mami, and some underwear for herself, as did Lily, so me and Joe didn't complain! After doing some extremely over heated shopping we all went back to my house (oh the fun)which we soon became tired of and me, Luci and Lily all went to Luci's house, cos Joe and Charlotte fucked off home, or so they say... Overall the day was great, and ended very, very well, and only one person know's what I mean there...

Sat, 30 Apr 2005 11:23:50 GMT

Thank you Lily, Joe, Vinay and Luc, you did great

Sat, 16 Apr 2005 17:17:29 GMT

Sam Edward Clements's Aliases

Your movie star name: Nuttella Pungy

Your fashion designer name is Sam Rome

Your socialite name is Smudge L.A

Your fly girl / guy name is S Cle

Your detective name is Porcupine Graveney

Your barfly name is Weed Jello Shots

Your soap opera name is Edward Louisville

Your rock star name is Galaxy My Right Hand

Your star wars name is Samwin Clelil

Your punk rock band name is The Stoned Fuzz

The Amazing Meganame Generator

Fri, 15 Apr 2005 20:32:04 GMT

You scored as Hardcore. Hardcore.

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Hardcore

92%

Punk and Pop Punk.

92%

Indie

79%

Classic Rock.

75%

Indie Rock

67%

Britpop

58%

Emo & More

42%

Industrial

33%

Mainstream

21%

Ska

17%

Hip Hop and Rap

Country

Music Recommendation
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Wed, 13 Apr 2005 15:55:39 GMT

You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

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Satanism

83%

atheism

67%

agnosticism

42%

Islam

33%

Paganism

25%

Buddhism

17%

Judaism

17%

Christianity

Hinduism

Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Thu, 07 Apr 2005 18:26:44 GMT

I have done nothing significant over the holiday, and I have realised how much I don't do for any one else. Oh well, sister's baby is due tomorrow, it's gonna be late if it's anything like it's mother. I have muchos homework set by the pixie-dwarf hybrid, which i might not do, but probably will. I have spent today trying to bait my dogs, only to have them leap for me... admittedly i had a dog biscuit in my pocket.
My mother decided to add some culture into my room and buy me a Mona Lisa print, which I have drawn all over with boobie, un-natural facial hair and other things. That is how much time I have on my hands. Well I am going to go now and... well nothing, Toodles!

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 14:08:12 GMT

Fuck I am in PAIN. I was wrestling a ping pong ball of my dog, who then proceeds to head butt me in the groin and hand, so now I cannot have children, or play guitar, I may as well just die, not now, but soon.
I have spent my rather pitiful excuse of a holiday watching Pulp Fiction over and over, and ordering CD's from Amazon, with money I don't have. So much pain, so very much of it. I leave you now to whine in pain to myself and attempt to learn Sunshine of your love whilst drawing at the same time.

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 16:47:52 GMT

Never... ever... ever... go to Cornwall, it is the Retirement for fucking Europe, the rest of the world have Florida... It was a four hour car trip, in my stupidly shit car, with two ill parents, two anoying brothers, two hyper active dogs, and a complaining pregnant sister (who is due for next Friday). The whole car journey accumulated in a four day stay in a Cottage with four rooms... it may have destroyed my brain.
Since coming back I have succeeded in moving every clock in the house forward an hour, and breaking a skin on my drums... which are about 46 hours old. >_<
Lily got a hair cut, which is actually very pretteh, when she said she was going to cut it short, I was slightly concerned, but it all turned out good. It made me think about cutting my hair, so I slapped myself, hard.
My new mission is now to buy a Digital Camera, NOW!!! Oh yeh, and world domination, but that comes a close second. So if anyone wishes to donate to my fund of Camera, feel free.
Toodeloo!

Thu, 24 Mar 2005 18:34:22 GMT

Today Luci aka Bootaylicious Babe(with her fine bootay), Charlotte, Gus, Joe and Lowell all came over to my house, for reasons I am sure they wouldn't want to divulge... Unfortunately Lily couldn't come, due to rehearsals with her band. Either way we eventually got bored and all went to Luci's house, and succeeded in raiding her underwear draw!!! We watched the rest of Cabin Fever, which i have to say is the shittest movie ever, unlike Constantine, which kicked ass.
My Mother is continuing her fake illness for the fifth day running, no doubt so she has a 'reason' to yell things at us, and be more demanding than usual. Tonight, i get to go to Cornwall! Oh JOY!!! >_>. Luckily we are going with my sister, who is cool, but pregnant, and she is crazy anyway, now all her hormones have been set lose... Man the 4 hour trip down there is going to kill her

Wed, 23 Mar 2005 18:47:30 GMT


sex is love
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Huh...

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 18:44:23 GMT

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Moderate
Schizoid:	Moderate
Schizotypal:	Very High
Antisocial:	High
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Low
Narcissistic:	High
Avoidant:	Low
Dependent:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Low
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Wow, I am one fucked up Mofo... well i guess they were right...

Thu, 03 Mar 2005 16:32:10 GMT

Emotions can be a real kick in the nuts. You have no control over them, they control you. One particular emotion got the better of me today, for one particular person...

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 18:40:46 GMT

So very very bored. Probably the reason why I'm writing this. Jackshit happened today, literally. I had lengthy conversation's with person x about person y, which wasn't fun, but enlightening. I found out how much people hate me in my class, didn't make me feel good. I ended up picking at the scars my guitar strings gave me till they bled. Screaming guitar music did not make me feel any better. I figured out that person J can be a total prick, and that he is generally the reason why people have a lower opinion of me. And Tim, don't bother insulting me, I tried, you didn't, you insult me and my friends.
I have little else to say right now, bye.

SamLand

Spaaaaaazzit

*thud*

Sam Edward Clements's Aliases

thud